By Demetrious Polychron
Alternate Title: Lord of the WTH
SPORKER: MasterGhandalf
SUMMARY
Two decades after the end of the War of the Ring, preparations for celebrating Elanor Gamgee’s twenty-second birthday are interrupted by the arrival of the wizard Alatar, who comes with a warning – dark forces are once again stirring in Middle-earth, and hobbits will once again be called upon to stand against them. But while the story starts off straightforwardly enough… it ends up going off the rails very quickly, displaying a quite shocking lack of understanding not only of Tolkien’s works, but perhaps of basic literary competence itself. Heroes will fall, villains will rise, flashbacks will be had, and Middle-earth will stand on the brink of cataclysm… and if you expect any of it to make a single lick of sense, you will be sorely mistaken.

( Introduction )
( Table of Contents )